Donald Trump is insane. He seriously thinks that Lindsay, Paris, and Britney are going to sign on for the celebrity edition of The Apprentice.

In a statement to Page Six, The Donald stated,

"We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it? We're not sure what will happen. She's a fucking mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great. Paris Hilton wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it."

I love how he says he's not sure if HE's going to do it, as if it's actually his choice.

Those girls have way too much dignity to go on a show like that. Plus, it's hard to show off your hooha when you're wearing a business suit.