Here's Paris Hilton's ad for her new perfume, "Can Can." Evidently, it's inspired by the movie Moulin Rouge, and accordingly, probably smells like sweaty prostitutes.

Be on the lookout for her next fragrance, "Champagne Room."

 

Nicole Richie checked herself into the slammer yesterday to serve what was supposed to be a four day sentence for her DUI. However, 82 minutes later, the socialite was sent home. According to the LA County Sherrif's Deputy, that was "based on her sentence and federal guidelines." However, I'm sure it helped that she has a little rockstar on the way.

By the way, that's Nicole's hot new booking mugshot, above. Here's her old one:

Lindsay Lohan will not face any felony charges as a result of her two recent DUIs. Instead, prosecuters have filed seven misdemeanor counts of various legal things.

This is primarily because she was only carrying .04 grams of nose candy, instead of the .05 grams required for a felony charge. Thankfully, she did just enough blow during her night of partying to keep her out of too much trouble.

Donald Trump is insane. He seriously thinks that Lindsay, Paris, and Britney are going to sign on for the celebrity edition of The Apprentice.

In a statement to Page Six, The Donald stated,

"We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it? We're not sure what will happen. She's a fucking mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great. Paris Hilton wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it."

I love how he says he's not sure if HE's going to do it, as if it's actually his choice.

Those girls have way too much dignity to go on a show like that. Plus, it's hard to show off your hooha when you're wearing a business suit.

I know it's hard to believe, but former skeleton, Nicole Richie is actually looking good these days!

Pregnancy has made the wee lass gain some weight and finally get her tatas back. Hopefully, she won't go back to starving herself when the baby is born.

Nicole Richie is going to jail! She appeared in court this morning to plead Guilty to her DUI charge and has been sentenced to 4 days in the big house. This, amid rumors that she's preggers with the spawn of her boyfriend, Joel Madden.

Luckily, she's skinny enough to slip through the bars, so she should be out in no time.

One week after being released from rehab, Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for DUI again.

She was busted this morning after a rumored car chase, in which she was reportedly chasing another car. But, that hasn't been confirmed yet. If it's true, it's weird. She also had cocaine in her pockets.

Why don't these starlets have drivers? Doesn't seem like it would be all that expensive and it would prevent them from having mugshots like this one.

Hide your sons! America's favorite socialite was released from jail a little after midnight. She smiled to the crowd and gave a shout out to her new prison gang...Just kidding...But, she was smiling!

The blond jailbird is expected to appear on Larry King tonight to discuss her ordeal. Cue the waterworks. I wonder if she'll bring her Bible this time. =)

While Nicole Richie has been swimming in a sea of pregnancy rumors, her trial has been moved to July 11th.

She has pleaded Not Guilty to the DUI charge, despite previously admitting to smoking pot and taking vicodin before hopping behind the wheel.

Since she already has a DUI conviction from 2003, she could get 3 times the jail time of her buddy Paris. And, she may be eating bologna sandwiches for two.

Michael Lohan opened his yap to tell the public just what's ailing his daughter Lindsay. Pops says his little princess is currently detoxing from booze and drugs, including OxyContin, which is some serious shiznit.

Lindsay obviously has some issues, but it sucks to have a dad who sells you out for a little publicity.

Here's a photo of Lindsay during more innocent times. 

As you may have heard, Mischa Barton mixed booze with pills this holiday weekend and had to go to the hospital. Her rep says the pills were antibiotics. I say that sounds like serious B.S. I've mixed booze and antibiotics and all I got was a smaller bar tab.

Anyhizzle, the party was thrown by Nicole Richie, who wrote this awesome invite. (I don't think you can drink beer and be that skinny.):

My fellow Americans its that time of year...To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer...Let's stand together as one, live the American dream...Take shots, pass out, & wake up with your pants ripped open at the seams...Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tdubi jeans...Even though we have no clue what Memorial day means!!!...There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now!

 

With American Idol over for the season, I was feeling a little limited by my Britney & Reality TV blogs. There was so much starlet drama and there was no where for me to share it with you!

So, welcome to Catch a Falling Starlet, where we will update you every time one of your favorite young actresses is "Exhausted" or "dehydrated" or drives on the highway going the wrong direction or totes her bible to her latest court date...

To get you started, here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan "sleeping" after a night of partying less than 24 hours after her DUI.

She's just precious, isn't she?